Joke Published on November 17th, 2007 by Joker in Just Jokes, Lawyer Jokes
An old man was a witness in a burglary case.The defense lawyer asked Sam, “Did you see my client commit this burglary?â€â€œYes,†said Sam, “I saw him plainly take the goods.â€The lawyer asks Sam again, “Sam, this happened at night. Are you sure you saw myclient commit this crime?â
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