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The Onliest Joke Ever Told

Knock Knock
Who’s there?

Yo mama.

Yo mama who?

Yo blonde redneck mama who crossed the road to walk into a bar and screw in a lightbulb – you know your fat, dumb, drunk, crooked-politician lawyer mama, who pleasures 12 inch pianists.

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LJP(lame joke police)
Comment on The Onliest Joke Ever Told (February 27th, 2009 at 19:31)

WARNING:
You have been arrested for having the lamest joke ever! Dont try to take this joke off now we will find you again. Please put your hands on your head and stop telling jokes.

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