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A frustrated wife got some Viagra for her husband. Her doctor told her to give him one pill a night, and that he would call to check in with her after a week.That night, the...
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it.So...
Old People. Stop messing with them. Target is introducing a redesigned pill bottle that’s square, with a bigger label. And the top is now the bottom. And by the time gramps figures out how to...
Funny Adult Joke 1 A brunette, a blonde and a redhead are all in fifth grade. Who has the biggest tits? The blonde, because she's 18. Funny Adult Joke 2 A man noticed that his credit...
College Joke 1 An applicant was being interviewed for admission to a prominent medical school. "Tell me," inquired the interviewer, "where do you expect to be ten years from now?" "Well, let's see," replied...
Elephant Joke 1 Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant's toes? A: Slow clowns. Elephant Joke 2 We re going to play elephants and circuses, said a little boy at...
Monster Joke 1 What brings the monster's babies? The Frankenstork. Monster Joke 2 Did you hear about the monster who went to a holiday camp? He won the ugly mug and knobbly...
Men Joke 1 A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked...
Business Joke 1 These two construction workers always noticed that their boss always left early on Fridays. So one asked the other that if the boss left early next Friday if he would want...
Dirty Joke 1 An old man approaches the window of a cinema with a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets. The girl at the counter wants to know who is going...
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