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It's thunderstorm season and when the power goes out at one branch office, the uninterruptible power supplies kick in, everything gracefully shuts down, and the technician waits for power to return. And waits. And waits."Late...
Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives, sales people, accountants and especially liberal arts majors." This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based...
Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now a rigorous mathematical proof has been developed that explains why this is true: Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power. Postulate 2: Time is...
The businessman dragged himself home and barely made it to his chair before he dropped, exhausted.His sympathetic wife was right there with a tall cool drink and a comforting word."My, you look tired," she said....
An engineer, a physicist, a mathematician, and a mystic were asked to name the greatest invention of all times.The engineer chose fire, which gave humanity power over matter.The physicist chose the wheel, which gave humanity...
This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline. Needless to say, the help desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for "Termination without Cause." Actual dialogue of a former...
A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, "Let's talk. I''ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation...
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the...
A woman gets onto a bus with her baby.The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!"The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says...
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the...
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