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Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!"Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27...
North vs. South Joke 1 The North has coffee houses, the South has Waffle Houses. North vs. South Joke 2 The North has Cream of Wheat, the South has grits. North vs. South Joke 3...
As a drunk guy staggers out of the bar one Friday evening, a fire engine races past, siren wailing and lights flashing. Immediately, the drunk starts chasing the engine, running as fast as he can...
Four Irish priests board a train for a long journey to a church council conference. Shortly into the trip, one priest says "Well, we've all worked together for many years, but don't really know one...
It was Saturday morning and Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to...
Biologist Joke 1 Two biologists are in the field following the tracks of a radio-collared grizzly bear. All of a sudden, the bear crashes out of the brush and heads right for them. They...
Terry Pratchett Quote 01 Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy, wealthy and dead. -- (Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic) Terry Pratchett Quote 02 It's going to look pretty good, then, isn't it, said...
Dog Joke 1 A man took his dog to the vets and asked the vet to completely remove the dogs tail. The vet confused said "Why do you want me to do that? the...
Idiot And Fool Joke 1 Two Canadian guys, Mike and Rob were on the roof, laying tile, when a sudden gust of wind came and knocked down their ladder. "I have an idea," said...
Car And Train Joke 1 A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell's Angels bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into...
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