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In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,' he said...
The woman asked her redneck lover, "Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?" "Sure," he replied. "What's your phone number? ...
An elderly lady phoned her telephone company to report that her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions when it did ring, her pet dog always moaned...
A man goes to his doctor and says, ''Doctor, Doctor, please help me! I've got a problem.'' The doctor examines the man and finds the man has a red ring around his penis. The doctor...
An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry storeone Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at hisside. He told the jeweler he was looking for aspecial ring for his girlfriend.The jeweler looked through...
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for her birthday. After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty, four wheel drive vehicles." "She did,"...
There was a pretty Nurse named Carol who broke her engagement to a doctor. She was explaining everything to a friend."Do you mean to say," exclaimed Cindy, "that the bum asked you to give back...
- Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation.- Still boots to DOS.- Still sending messages with his secret decoder ring.- Still traumatized from the forest fire in "Bambi".- Stuck on the down...
(to the tune of "Jingle Bells")Dashing through the labwith a tan page lab reportTaking all those testsand laughing at them allBells for fire drills ringmaking spirits brightWhat fun it is to laugh and singa chemistry...
- A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.- Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.- Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.- A hangover is the wrath of grapes.-...
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