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A lady was walking past a pet store when a parrot said, ”Hey, lady! You’re really ugly!” The lady was furious and continued on her way. On the way home, she passed by the petstore again...
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches?Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman.Customer: I would like 20,000 of them.Clerk: What would you want with 20,000 cockroaches?Customer: I’m moving tomorrow and my lease says I must...
Funny Rude Joke 1 Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? Because she gets a frog in her throat at 69. Funny Rude Joke 2 Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS? They can't get the...
A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and went over to a cage at the side of the shop...
A salesman for a mobile home dealership had a customer call him about this problem:The customer called and said she was having problems with her air conditioner.She said, "Mr. X, we are about to freeze...
A salesman for a mobile home dealership had a customer call him about this problem:The customer called and said she was having problems with her air conditioner.She said, "Mr. X, we are about to freeze...
A store manager overheard a clerk saying to a customer, "No, ma'am, we haven't had any for some weeks now, and it doesn't look as if we'll be getting any soon." Alarmed by what was being...
Overheard in a computer shop:Customer: “I'd like a mouse mat, please.”Salesperson: “Certainly sir, we've got a large variety.”Customer: “But will they be compatible with my computer?” Read in full at Overheard in a computer shop......
A customer calls the round-the-clock tech support hotline to ask what hours the call center is open."The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, seven days a week," says the technician who answers...
A man wearing a Democratic pin walks into a bar and sees a picture of President Bush hanging behind the bartender. He calls the bartender over and says, "You should take that picture down. George...
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