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If one of your humans is engaged in some close activity and the other is idle, stay with the busy one. This is called "helping", otherwise known as "hampering." Following are the rules for "hampering":1....
Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are;- You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move...
1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing. 2. If it's really a rush job, run in and interrupt...
1. If I like it, it's mine.2. If its in my mouth, it's mine.3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.5. If I'm...
1. They live here. You don't.2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.4. To you, it's an...
On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody...
Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules.Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives. Read in full at Philosophy and Mathematics...
Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules.Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives. Read in full at Philosophy & Mathematics...
Always remember these six important rules when asking a man to do something:1. Make sure the man is conscious.2. Crash the hard drive on his computer and line the bird cage with the sports section.3....
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