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90 Year Old Blowjob Joke

Posted on October 20th, 2007 in Sex Jokes

Two men are on opposite sides of the Earth. One is walking a tightrope. The other is getting a blowjob by a 90-year-old woman.

Both get the exact same thought at the exact same time.

“Don’t look down.”

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