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The travelin' Texan picked up a sweet young thang in a bar and after several rounds, ordered the biggest steaks they had. Later, they retired to his room, naturally the largest in the hotel. As they...
Ole's neighbor Sven had a boy, Sven Junior, who came home one day and asked, "Papa, I have da biggest feet in da third grade. Is dat becoss I'm Norvegian?""No," said Sven, "It's because you're...
The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and make them think they will receive a bunch of money, but in reality they never see any of it. The most popular...
- When someone asks about what you do for a living, you lie.- You get really excited about a 2% pay raise.- Your biggest loss from a system crash is you lose your best jokes.-...
Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young man."This young man agreed to marry my daughter," said one."No! He agreed to marry MY daughter," said the other.And so they began arguing...
You Work in Corporate America If Art involves a white board. You Work in Corporate America If Communication is something your group is having problems with. You Work in Corporate America If Free food left over from...
Space Joke 1 What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer ! Space Joke 2 What do you call an overweight ET ? An extra cholesterol !...
Yo Daddy Joke 1 My friends daddy is so dumb my friend was kicking a cardboard box down the street he said were getting evicted. Yo Daddy Joke 2 Yo daddy dick so lil if...
Funny Irish Joke 01 Finnegin: Me wife has a terrible habit of staying up 'til two o'clock in the morning. I can't break her of it. Sean: What on earth is she doin' at that time? Finnegin: Waitin'...
King Kong Joke 1 After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him...
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