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One Christmas, mom decreed that she was no longer going to remind her children of their thank-you note duties. As a result, their grandmother never received acknowledgments of the generous checks she had given the...
Funny Medical Chart Notes 1 Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant. Funny Medical Chart Notes 2 Discharge status: Alive, but without my permission. Funny Medical Chart Notes...
No one can fracture a Christmas carol better than a kid. Sing along with these new takes on old favorites: Funny Christmas Carol 1 Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly Funny Christmas Carol 2 He's makin'...
Dec 25 My dearest darling Edward, What a wonderful surprise has just greeted me! That sweet partridge, in that lovely little pear-tree; what an enchanting, romantic, poetic present! Bless you, and thank you. Your deeply loving, Emily Dec. 26 Beloved...
A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I can't serve you," states the barman."Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice."You're under...
A fourth-grader was excited that he had tried out and gotten a role in his school's play. His father was really proud of him and asked, "So, what part did you get?" The little boy replies,...
16. The skin was moist and dry.17. Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.18. Patient was alert and unresponsive.19. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce.20. Rectal examination...
The first graders were attending their first music lesson. The teacher was trying to begin at the beginning. She drew a musical staff on the blackboard and asked a little girl to come up and...
"My daughter says she wants a milkshake. Do you do it before you deliver or do I have to shake the bottle.""Please send me a form for cheap milk, for I have a baby two...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlor a few weeks before Christmas. She gets into the tattooists chair and tells the tattoo artist, "I want two Christmas tattoos, one on each of my inner thighs. I...
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