- I have an answering machine in my car. It says, “I’m home now, but leave a message and I’ll call when I’m out.”- I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don’t know how to get out.- I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time.” So I ordered French Toast during the
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