My Mother taught me LOGIC… “If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can’t go to the store with me.”My Mother taught me MEDICINE… “If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they’re going to freeze that way.”My Mother taught me TO THINK AHEAD… “If you don’t pass your spelling test
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