Joke Published on November 6th, 2006 by Joker in Just Jokes
1. Load your plate up high, then take it to the kitchen, toss it all in the blender, and take your “shake” back to the table. Announce that it’s the new Thanksgiving Weight Loss Shake.2. When everyone goes around to say what they are Thankful for, say, “I’m thankful I didn’t get caught” and
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