- Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.- Spotted on the back of a t-shirt worn by LAPD Bomb Squad: “If you see me running, try to keep up.”- Don’t you think it’s unnerving that doctors call what they do “Practice”?- You have the
Read in full at Things To Ponder
Popularity: 1%
- The Bill of Rights (Void where prohibited by law)- If women can have PMS, then men can have ESPN.- A fool and his mone...
What two things in the air can make a women pregnant? Her feet! Read in full at Two Things In The Air...
Top Things You Don't Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take...
1. 2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10. Read in full at Top Ten Things That Men Understand About Women...
#16 "You know, stop lights don't come any redder that the oneyou just went through."#15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new.They'll stretch after...
