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Top Things You Don't Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take this time to remind you that your seat cushions can...
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#16 "You know, stop lights don't come any redder that the oneyou just went through."#15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new.They'll stretch after you wear them a while."#14 "If you take your hands...
- I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.- How about never? Is never good for you?- I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in...
If you want the world to beat a path to your door, just try to take a nap on a Saturday afternoon.Measure wealth not by the things you have, but by the things you have...
- Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.- Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.- Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness!- Spot! Spot! Come back with that!...
My Mother taught me LOGIC... "If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me."My Mother taught me MEDICINE... "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're...
1. Well, it's Liverpool two, Ipswich nil, and if the score stays this way, I've got to fancy Liverpool for the win.2. He had an eternity to play that ball, but took too long.3. And...
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