- Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.- Someone call the janitor – we’re going to need a mop.- Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness!- Spot! Spot! Come back with that! Bad Dog!- Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?- Hand me that…uh…that…uh.

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