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- The aging process could be slowed down if it had to work its way through Congress.- You're getting old when you're sitting in a rocker and you can't get it started.- You're getting old...
- Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.- There are three signs of old age. The first is your loss of memory....
- Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?- Why is it that no matter what colour of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?- Is there ever...
Vanity Plates seen on a Mercedes Benz in California - WAS HISWealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills - Making the last car payment.The trouble with Sunday drivers is, they don't drive any better...
If you want the world to beat a path to your door, just try to take a nap on a Saturday afternoon.Measure wealth not by the things you have, but by the things you have...
* Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.* If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos.....then you probably haven't...
- In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?- Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?-...
- Do you think sheep know when you're pulling the wool over their eyes? - Does the person who inventories sheep often fall asleep on the job?- If a pig is sold to the pawn...
- Do you think sheep know when you're pulling the wool over their eyes?- Does the person who inventories sheep often fall asleep on the job?- If a pig is sold to the pawn shop...
Zodiac Joke 1 Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just the one. You want to make something of it, eh? Zodiac Joke 2 Q: How many...
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