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Q: What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a million letters in it?A: A Post Office! Read in full at Lots of Letters...
1. I'm really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2. I regret that I have no references. Unfortunately, every company I have worked for has since closed down.3. I'll kill myself...
Spelling Joke 1 Please, ma''am! How do you spell ichael? The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael?" she asked. "No, ma am. I've written the M already." Spelling Joke 2 ...
Letter Joke 59 Crazy Aunt Maud received a letter one morning, and upon reading it burst into floods of tears. "What's the matter?" asked her companion. "Oh dear," sobbed Auntie, "It's my favorite nephew....
A man inserted an ad in the classified: "Wife wanted." Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." Read in full at Wife wanted...
I have my changed my system for labeling homemade freezer meals. I used to carefully note in large clear letters, "Meatloaf" or "Pot Roast" or "Steak and Vegetables or "Chicken and Dumplings" or "Beef Pot...
- When your friend tells you all about his Cressida V6 and you reply "Yeah, I had V5, and it was full of bugs!"- When driving you see a license plate with the letters DSR,...
A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eyesight test.The optician showed him a card with the letters 'C Z W I...
During mail call one evening at Marine Corps boot camp, I received several letters from home.The drill instructor was getting irritated at having to keep calling my name. "You must have a lot of people...
- Word processors never display a cursor.- You never have to use the space-bar when typing long sentences.- All monitors display inch-high letters.- High-tech computers, such as those used by NASA, the CIA, or some...
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