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Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter."So," Peter asks the first guy, "how many times did you cheat on your wife?""None. I had a perfect marriage." "Great,"...
Two old guys, Abe and Sol, are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball, like they do every day. Abe turns to Sol and says, "Do you think there's baseball in...
An eye doctor, a heart surgeon and an HMO executive die and are in heaven. God asks the eye doctor why he should be let into heaven, and the doctor explains to God that he...
One day a Jerry, Perry, and Cletus were on their way to heaven. God told them the stairs to heaven were 1,000 steps and on every step he was going to tell them a joke. If...
Three nurses died and went to Heaven. They were met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter, who questioned them."What did you used to do back on Earth?" he asked the first nurse. "Why do...
An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him 'How do you expect to get into Heaven?'The boy thought it over and said, 'Well, I'll run in and out and in...
An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How do you expect to get into Heaven?"The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll just run in and out and...
There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and he wanted to take it with him to heaven. So he...
I asked the children in my Sunday School class, "If I sold my house and my car, held a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?""No!"...
John and Bob were inseparable childhood friends. One night, they both died in a terrible car accident.When John woke up in heaven, he began to search for Bob but could not find him anywhere. Very...
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