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One day a traveling salesman was driving down a back country road at about 30 mph when he noticed that there was a three-legged chicken running alongside his car. He stepped on the gas but...
There was a chicken and a horse playing together on a farm one day. The horse fell into a mud pit and yelled to the chicken to run to the house and get the farmer....
Question: Why did the chicken lay an egg?Answer: Because it would break if she dropped it!Question: Where did the chicken go on her vacation?Answer: Sandy EggoQuestion: Why did the egg cross the street?Answer: To get...
Q: Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?A: She was afraid someone would caesar! Read in full at Roman Chicken...
Why did the indecisive chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... er, no... to go shopping... no, not that either... damn it! Permalink The Indecisive Chicken...
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A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the...
A boy awoke and wanted breakfast so he told his mother. She said, "Not until you feed the animals."The boy went outside and said to the chicken, "I don't feel like feeding you today." So...
A waiter asks a man, "May I take your order, sir?""Yes," the man replies. "I'm just wondering, exactly how do you prepare your chickens?""Nothing special, sir. We just tell them straight out that they're going...
A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town. To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave...
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