Posted on October 8th, 2007 in
Lawyer Jokes,
Really Funny Jokes
A man walks into a lawyer’s office and asks how much the barrister’s rates are. The lawyer says fifty dollars for three questions.The man asks, “Isn’t that awfully expensive”"Yes,” the lawyer replies, “what’s your third question?”
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