Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Tinker Bell !
Tinker Bell who ?
Tinker Bell is out of order !
Thousands of really hilarious jokes
Face Joke 1 What is grey and hairy and lives on a man's face? A mousetache. Face Joke 2 Louise was watching her big sister covering her face with cream. "What's that...
- A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.- Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.- Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.- A hangover is the wrath of grapes.-...
After delivering a speech at an elementary school, the president lets the kids ask a few questions. One little boy, Joe raises his hand and asks, “How come you invaded Iraq without the support of...
This guy sees a sign in front of a house "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the...
The fourth part in the free, funny, Doctor Doctor jokes collection. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell? Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage. Don't...
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you're first," she said. "What does your mother do all day?" Tim stood up and proudly said, "She's a doctor."...
Bicycle Joke 1 While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had on his shoulders. "What's in the bags?", asked...
Funny Law 1 Anthony’s Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Funny Law 2 Bell’s Theorem: As soon as the body is immersed fully in the bathtub,...
Banana Joke 1 Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches. Banana Joke 2 How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a...
Mouse Joke 1 One lab mouse to another: I've trained that crazy human at last. How have you done that? I don't know how, but every time I run through that maze and ring...
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