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I hate aspects of this time of year. Not for its crass commercialism and forced frivolity, but because it's the season when the food police come out with their wagging fingers and annual tips on...
1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing. 2. If it's really a rush job, run in and interrupt...
A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their program manager are taking a walk outdoors during their lunch break when they come upon an old brass lamp. They pick it up and dust...
1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.3. Employ the vernacular.4. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.5. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.6. Remember to never split an infinitive.7....
Of course, some people never retire... Old golfers never retire, they just lose their drive. Old lumberjacks never retire, they just pine away. Accountants don't retire, they just lose their balance. And bank managers don't retire, they just lose...
Funny Camping Tip 1 A hot rock placed in your sleeping bag will keep your feet warm. A hot enchilada works almost as well, but the cheese sticks between your toes. Funny Camping Tip 2...
A magazine recently ran a "funny management quotes" contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real-life dysfunctional managers. Here are the top ten finalists: Funny Management Quote 01 "As of tomorrow, employees will...
Sport Joke 1 Where do religious school children practice sports? In the prayground! Sport Joke 2 How did the basketball court get wet? The players dribbled all over it! Sport Joke...
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Women Joke 1 Why do women have smaller feet than men? - It allows them to stand closer to the sink. Women Joke 2 How do you know when a woman is...
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