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- In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property. - It is illegal for hens to lay eggs before 8 am and after 4 pm in Norfolk,...
People are always on the lookout for a new diet. The trouble with most diets is that you don't get enough to eat (the starvation diet), you don't get enough variation ( the liquid diet)...
Murphy's Laws of Work 01 All vacations and holidays create problems, except for one's own. Murphy's Laws of Work 02 An "acceptable" level of employment means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable still has...
1. If I like it, it's mine.2. If its in my mouth, it's mine.3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.5. If I'm...
A New Orleans lawyer sought an FHA (Federal Housing Administration) loan for a client. He was told that the loan would be granted if he could prove satisfactory title to a parcel of property being...
- A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants.- Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.- The more of it you put...
When I was a toddler, someone gave me a little Tea Set as a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys. My father was in the living room engrossed in the evening news...
- There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the boss asks for a ride home from the office.- Mother said there would be days like this, but she...
- French Lick Springs, Indiana, once passed a law requiring all black cats to wear bells on Friday the 13th. - Madison, Wisconsin, will not allow joint custody of a family pet when a couple divorces...
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