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Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother was putting cold cream on her face."Why are you rubbing that cream on you face, mommy?" heasked."To stay pretty for daddy," said his mother.A few minutes later, she...
Amish Joke 01 Sign behind an Amish carriage: "Energy efficient vehicle. Runs on grass and oats. CAUTION: Avoid exhaust!" Amish Joke 02 You have just received the Amish virus. Since we have no electricity or computers, you are...
Helga was hang the wash out to dry, and then went downtown to pick up some dry cleaning. ''Gootness, iss hot,'' she mused to herself as the sun beat down on her. She passed by...
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her....
Having moved into his first apartment, our son invited my husband and I for a visit.As we walked in, our son asked if we'd like a cold drink.Mentally patting myself on the back for teaching...
Frosty the cokehead was a crazed neurotic soul, With a big glass pipe and a vial of crack, And no sense of self control. There must have been some poison in that last dime bag he got, For when...
1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.2. Alfred Hitchcock did not have a bellybutton.3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 yrs.4. People do not...
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to heaven, God asked her how she liked being on earth. She told the Lord that it was awful -- she had...
An old man walked out onto a frozen lake on a bitter cold winter day. He drilled a hole in the ice, sat on his bucket, put his fishing line in the water and eagerly...
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