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The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince your boss into allowing alcohol.1. It's an incentive to...
1. It doesn't take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.2. When was the last time you tuned in to "Friends" and got a "Not Found 404" message?3. There are fewer grating...
1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only a towel...again.3. Ran out of paper clips.4. I've decided to telecommute.5. Ambassador to Belgium is at the White House.6. It's a...
- You're running out of clean clothes and the robe saves on laundry.- The church is usually crowded and you want to make sure you always have a seat.- You've just been selected for jury...
10. You take your paycheck to the bank and the teller bursts out in hysterical laughter.9. The Red Cross calls and offers you emergency assistance.8. Your only charge cards are for the Salvation Army, ARC,...
- The insurance was invalid for the invalid.- There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.- They were too close to the door to close it.- The buck does funny things when...
Two doctors are in the hallway complaining about nurse Nancy.''She's out of control!'' the first doctor says. ''She does everything backwards. Just last week I told her to give a man two milligrams of morphine...
- The bandage was wound around the wound.- The farm was used to produce produce.- The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.- We must polish the Polish furniture.- He could...
Jerry is recovering from day surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling."I'm OK but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery," he answered."What did he say," asked the nurse."OOPS!" Read...
A man was wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital in his wheelchair, just before his operation. A nurse stopped him and asked, "What's the matter?"He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's...
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