Thousands of really hilarious jokes
1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking you.2. The Bears exhibit is nothing more than the guys cut from the football team during training camp.3. The stripes on...
- At restaurant-gas stations throughout the nation: "Eat here and get gas." - At a Sante Fe gas station: "We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container." - In a New Hampshire jewelry store: "Ears...
10. Hundreds of volunteers have started to stack sandbags around you.9. Doctor tells you your weight would be perfect for a man 17 feet tall.8. You are responsible for a slight but measurable shift in...
10. Hundreds of volunteers have started to stack sandbags around you.9. Doctor tells you your weight would be perfect for a man 17 feet tall.8. You are responsible for a slight but measurable shift in...
1. You've read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar2. You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces images of Elvis.3. You've definitively figured out a way to get Gilligan OFF the island.4. You...
- You try to enter your password on the microwave.- You now think of three espressos as "getting wasted."- You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.- You have a list...
- You are so knowledgeable about technology that you feel secure enough to say "I don't know" when someone asks you a technology question instead of feeling compelled to make something up.- You rotate your...
10. When filling out your driver's license application you give your IP address. 9. You no longer ask prospective dates what their sign is, instead your line is "Hi, what's your URL?" 8. Instead of calling you...
- The thought that a CD could refer to finance or music rarely enters your mind.- You are able to argue persuasively the Ross Perot's phrase "electronic town hall" makes more sense than the term...
1. You attend a weekly coupon club.2. You've been driving on the spare tire for over three months.3. Fast food is your idea of fine dining.4. You spend more time counting change during a single...
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