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Church feuds are not uncommon, especially among cliques in the congregation. But when the pastor and choir director get into it, stand aside. One week our preacher preached on commitment, and how we should dedicate ourselves...
The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince your boss into allowing alcohol.1. It's an incentive to...
It was visitors' day at the lunatic asylum. All the patients were standing out in the courtyard and singing, "Ave Maria", and singing it beautifully. Oddly, each of them was holding a red apple in...
As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the youngest son announced that he had just signed up at an army recruiter's office.There were audible gasps around the table, then some laughter, as his...
Church Joke 01 Forget the denominational minimum salary, let's pay our pastor so he can live like we do. Church Joke 02 Hey! It's my turn to sit in the front pew. Church Joke 03 I love it when we...
There were four country churches in a small Texas town: The Presbyterian Church, the Baptist Church, the Methodist Church and the Catholic Church. Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels. One day, the Presbyterian Church called...
A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"Annie replied, "Because people are sleeping." Read in full at Quiet...
1. It doesn't take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.2. When was the last time you tuned in to "Friends" and got a "Not Found 404" message?3. There are fewer grating...
1. Pays better than fast food, though the hours aren't as good.2. Fashionable shoes & sexy white uniforms.3. Needles: It's better to give than to receive.4. Reassure your patients that all bleeding stops eventually.5. Expose...
1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only a towel...again.3. Ran out of paper clips.4. I've decided to telecommute.5. Ambassador to Belgium is at the White House.6. It's a...
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