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The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince your boss into allowing alcohol.1. It's an incentive to...
1. It doesn't take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.2. When was the last time you tuned in to "Friends" and got a "Not Found 404" message?3. There are fewer grating...
1. Pays better than fast food, though the hours aren't as good.2. Fashionable shoes & sexy white uniforms.3. Needles: It's better to give than to receive.4. Reassure your patients that all bleeding stops eventually.5. Expose...
1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only a towel...again.3. Ran out of paper clips.4. I've decided to telecommute.5. Ambassador to Belgium is at the White House.6. It's a...
- You're running out of clean clothes and the robe saves on laundry.- The church is usually crowded and you want to make sure you always have a seat.- You've just been selected for jury...
The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. The next day, he brought a small sign that read:"I'm the Boss!"He then taped it to his office...
- The insurance was invalid for the invalid.- There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.- They were too close to the door to close it.- The buck does funny things when...
- The bandage was wound around the wound.- The farm was used to produce produce.- The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.- We must polish the Polish furniture.- He could...
A real estate salesman had just closed his first deal, only to discover that thepiece of land he had sold was completely under water.“That customer's going to come back here pretty mad,” he said to...
The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up. Everybody, but one girl laughed uproariously."What's the matter?" grumbled...
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