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Tree Fellers Wanted

Posted on August 8th, 2007 in Really Funny Jokes

Billy and Pa’ were walking in the woods when they came across a sign saying, “Tree Fellers wanted.”One of them said, “Ye know, it’s a shame Paddy isn’t here. We could have gotten the job.”

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