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Q. Do you know how far pregnant you are right now?A. I will be three months November 8th.Q. Apparently then, the date of conception was August 8th?A. Yes.Q. What were you and your husband doing...
What do you call 10 rabbits walking backwards?A receding hair line. Read in full at Rabbit Humor...
How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?Write a whole note with "solo" above it. Read in full at Viola Humor...
Q: What do cows do for entertainment? A: Go to moo-vies.Q: Which job is a cow most suited for?A: Baker. Because they're making cow pies regularly.Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow?A: To...
What is even bigger than an elephant?A giant!What do you call an ant in space?Cosmonants & Astronants!What do you call an ant from overseas?Impartant!What medicine would you give an ill ant?Antibiotics!What is smaller than an...
Q. How do astronauts eat their ice creams? A. In floatsQ: How do you make a dinosaur float?A: Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer and add one dinosaur!Q: What...
Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his field with a steamroller? He wanted to grow mash potatoes! What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer? You take me for grunted. When is a farmer like...
Question: If a rooster laid an egg on the top of a barn, which way would it roll? Answer: Neither, roosters don't lay eggs.Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?Answer: Because the rooster egged...
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"The witness stared out the window as...
- Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.- Once you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.- Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.-...
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