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A young student reported for a final examination that consisted of only true/false questions.The student took a seat in the hall, stared at the test for five minutes, removed a coin from his pocket and...
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"The witness stared out the window as...
Are you a true elementary school teacher? Let's find out:1. Do you ask guests if they have remembered their scarves and mittens as they leave your home?2. Do you move your dinner partner's glass away...
Teeth Joke 1 Fan: I've always admired you. Are your teeth your own? Actor: Whose do you think they are? Teeth Joke 2 What did the vampire call his false teeth? A...
Q. Do you know how far pregnant you are right now?A. I will be three months November 8th.Q. Apparently then, the date of conception was August 8th?A. Yes.Q. What were you and your husband doing...
- It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.- If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?- Hard work pays off later. Laziness pays off now!- When you do a good...
Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yardand hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want...
Q. Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated? A. By death.Q. And by whose death was it terminated?Q. Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?A. No, I said he was...
- Whistling underwater is illegal- At one time it was illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole.- Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.- It is illegal to...
A very sick man is in the hospital, and on many drugs which give him bowel problems. After many false alarms, he accidentally craps himself. Very embarrassed, he balls up the sheets and throws them...
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