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Judi was sitting at the defendant table while the state trooper was being cross-examined on the witness stand.The lawyer asked, "When you stopped Judi, were your red and blue lights flashing?""Yes, sir, they were.""Did the...
There are these two guys driving a car. When the guy driving blows right through the red light."Man, you just ran that red light!", the passenger said."Don't worry, my brother does it all the time,"...
Judi was sitting at the defendant table while the state trooper was being cross-examined on the witness stand. The lawyer asked, "When you stopped Judi, were your red and blue lights flashing?" "Yes, sir, they were." "Did the...
The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and Marines bicker amongst themselves is that they don't speak the same language. For instance, Take the simple phrase "secure the building".The Army will post guards around the...
"Why is it when you turn on the TV you see ads for telephone companies, and when you turn on the radio you hear ads for TV shows, and when you get put on the...
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at...
An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess".He bent over, picked up the frog and put...
- It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created you beat out 1,000,000 others.- The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.- If you were any more stupid, you'd have to be...
Three blokes are driving around, drinking beers and having a laugh when the driver looks in the mirror and sees the flashing lights of a police car telling him to pull over. The other two are...
#16 "You know, stop lights don't come any redder that the oneyou just went through."#15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new.They'll stretch after you wear them a while."#14 "If you take your hands...
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