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Two rather nerdy engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a...
Two engineering students were walking across campus when one asked, "Where did you get such a great bike?"The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman...
10. There are about 10 types of capacitors.9. Theory tells you how a circuit works, not why it doesn't work.8. Not everything works according to the specs in the databook.7. Anything practical you learn will...
A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.Once the test was over the students all handed...
Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by the Department...
On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody...
- He teaches like Speedy Gonzalez on a caffeine high.- Help! I've fallen asleep and I can't wake up!- His blackboard technique puts Rembrandt to shame.- Textbook is confusing ... someone with a knowledge of...
- The principal singer of nineteenth century opera was called pre-Madonna.- Gregorian chant has no music, just singers singing the same lines.- Sherbet composed the Unfinished Symphony.- All female parts were sung by castrati. We...
- Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning - cold.- The Ten Commandments are actually only five, double-spaced, and written in a large font.- New edition every two years in order to limit...
At a recent software engineering management course in the US, the participants were given an awkward question to answer. "If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers had been...
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