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Two Lawyers

Two lawyers were walking along, negotiating a case."Look," said one to the other, "let's be honest with each other.""Okay, you first," replied the other.That was the end of the discussion. Read in full at Two Lawyers...

Lawyers and Hot Dog Meat

Why have scientists started using lawyers for experiments instead of rats?They don't become so attached to the lawyers. Permalink Lawyers and Hot Dog Meat...

Lawyers and computers

Lawyers and computers have both been proliferating since 1970. Unfortunately, lawyers, unlike computers, have not gotten twice as smart and half as expensive every 18 months. Read in full at Lawyers and computers...

Lawyers and the Truth

A young boy walked up to his father and asked, "Dad? Does a lawyer ever tell the truth?"The father thought for a moment. "Yes, son," he replied, "Sometimes a lawyer will do anything to win...

Judge Dealing With Bribes Joke

Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers. "So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe." Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably. "You, attorney Leon, gave me...

Two Lawyers in a Bank

Two lawyers are in a bank, when armed robbers suddenly burst in. While severalof the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the lawyers, up against a wall, and proceed...

Equating Lawyers

If you laid all of the lawyers in the world end-to-end around the equator, it would be a good idea to leave them there. Read in full at Equating Lawyers...

A Jury Full of Lawyers

A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant, who had both a record and a reputation for driving under the influence, demanded a jury trial.It was nearly 4:00 p.m....

Quick lawyer jokes. (Part one.)

A case of quality not quantity with these free funny lawyer jokes, these are all to small to be put into their own topic. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man walks into a bar and he's really pissed. The bartender...

The State of Lawyers

Why does New Jersey have all the toxic waste dumps and California has all the lawyers? Because New Jersey got first pick!! Permalink The State of Lawyers...