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Two bats are going for their midnight feed.After an hour or so, one bat gets tired of looking and goes home with no blood.The other bat comes home with blood dripping from its mouth. The...
Patient: Doctor, I think that I’ve bitten by a vampire. Doctor: Drink this glass of water. Patient: Will it make me better? Doctor: “No, but I’ll be able to see if your neck leaks.” Read in full at Vampire...
Vampire Joke 1 Why did the vampire attack the clown? He wanted the circus to be in his blood. Vampire Joke 2 Did you hear about the vampire who had an eye...
Teeth Joke 1 Fan: I've always admired you. Are your teeth your own? Actor: Whose do you think they are? Teeth Joke 2 What did the vampire call his false teeth? A...
Bath Joke 1 How do vampire football players get the mud off? They all get in the bat-tub. Bath Joke 2 Which villains steal soap from the bath? Robber ducks. Bath...
Snowman Joke 1 What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? Have an ice day! Snowman Joke 2 What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman? Frostbite....
Letter Joke 59 Crazy Aunt Maud received a letter one morning, and upon reading it burst into floods of tears. "What's the matter?" asked her companion. "Oh dear," sobbed Auntie, "It's my favorite nephew....
Various Animal Joke 1 What do you call a gigantic polar bear? Nothing, you just run away! Various Animal Joke 2 What animal do you look like when you get into the...
Funny Sex Joke 1 Did you hear about the gay rabbit? He found a hare up his ass. Funny Sex Joke 2 Did you hear about the gay truckers? They exchanged loads. Funny Sex Joke 3 Did...
Dead And Dying Joke 1 A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. After the editor informs her that the fee for...
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