Posted on November 12th, 2007 in
Really Funny Jokes
Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.
His first friend says: “I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine.”
His second friend says: “I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. The other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine.”
Paddy says: “I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.” Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.
“No, I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed.”
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