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Three male work friends decided to take their wives on a gambling vacation for a week in Las Vegas. The gambling vacation week flew by and they all had a great time in the casinos...
During their vacation and while they were visiting Jerusalam, George's mother-in-law died.With death certificates in hand, George went to the American Consulate Office to make arrangements to send the body back to the states for...
A few overworked deputy sheriffs deserved a vaction, together they decided to go on a mountain retreat. Since police officers are so underpaid, they decided to sleap two per room so they could afford the...
You might be a redneck if you have ever vacationed in a highway rest area....
When the man came home, his wife was crying."Your mother insulted me," she sobbed."My mother? How could she do that when she is on vacation on the other side of the world?" the man asked."I...
I went to dinner with my husband, a male friend of ours, Jim, and his new girlfriend, Dorothy.While eating dinner we got on the subject of vacations. Dorothy said that she wanted to go to...
A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. "I want a tooth pulled, and I don't want Novacaine because I'm in a big hurry," the woman said. "Just extract the...
It was the first day of school, after summer vacation and time for me to pick up the children in my school bus and take them home again.After I had made the complete run that...
The old family physician being away on vacation, entrusted his practice to his son - a recent medical student. When the old man returned, the youngster told him among other things, that he cured Miss...
Seven year old Johnny had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school.Two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that John was misbehaving."Wait a minute," she said. "I had Johnny...
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