Posted on March 14th, 2008 in
Really Funny Jokes
A man and his wife are sitting in the living room watching a drama about a man who lost consciousness and went into a coma.He says to her “Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state dependent on some machine. If that ever happens to me, just pull the plug.”His wife gets up
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