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One farmer says to another farmer that he had to shoot one of his cows?"Was it mad?" asks the other farmer.The farmer replies "Well it wasn't very happy about it". Read in full at Mad Cow...
Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his field with a steamroller? He wanted to grow mash potatoes! What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer? You take me for grunted. When is a farmer like...
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road, when suddenly the bus ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer's barn. The old farmer got off his tractor and went to...
A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. While they were walking through the barn, the farmer's mule suddenly reared up and kicked the...
A German farmer with relatives in the US promised them some fresh pork sausages made by hand from his very own stock of pigs.But as the weeks went by, they gave him a call to...
Two farmers were discussing politics and the first one says: "I believe in a share and share alike policy. One where we are all equal." "Well" replied the other farmer "I'm not sure about that....
A Cajun named Jean Paul moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up...
There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm, and during this visit he saw a farmer feeding pigs in a most extraordinary manner. The farmer would lift a pig...
While going through his wife's dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an envelope containing $30 in cash. The farmer confronted his wife, and when asked about the curious items, she confessed:"Over the years,...
A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town. To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave...
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