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- We will work hard on a farm so we can move into town where we can make more money so we can move back to the farm.- In the office we talk about baseball,...
Hear about the psychic midget who escaped from jail? Yeah the headlines in the newspaper read "SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE". ...
Three Americans were up against a very large Russian in a wrestling meet. They were nervous because he had a famous move called "The Russian Pretzel," which often landed his opponents in the hospital. When...
Burger Joke 1 Are hamburgers male? Yes, because they re boygers, not girlgers! Burger Joke 2 Can a hamburger marry a hot dog? Only if they have a very frank relationship! ...
Ethnic Joke 1 Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head of the tribe says to the German, "What do you...
Clinton Joke 1 Q: How does Bill Clinton say "I m about to hurt you"? A: "Trust me." Clinton Joke 2 Q: What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and a pit bull?...
Business Joke 1 These two construction workers always noticed that their boss always left early on Fridays. So one asked the other that if the boss left early next Friday if he would want...
Dog Joke 1 A man took his dog to the vets and asked the vet to completely remove the dogs tail. The vet confused said "Why do you want me to do that? the...
Travel And Tourist Joke 1 A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote:"I would very much like to bring my...
The Ultimate Collection of 644 Chuck Norris Jokes, if you know of more please post them at the bottom. 182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year. 4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend...
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