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A man inserted an ad in the classified: "Wife wanted." Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." Read in full at Wife wanted...
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One day, three boys were walking over a bridge when they heard a guy yelling for help. It was President Bush. He was drowning, and the three boys rescued him. He thanked them dearly and...
A couple had been looking at new cars for months. He wanted a simple truck and she wanted a fast little sports car so she could zoom through traffic and look like a princess. He...
Billy and Pa' were walking in the woods when they came across a sign saying, "Tree Fellers wanted."One of them said, "Ye know, it's a shame Paddy isn't here. We could have gotten the job." Read...
A man walks into the sheriff's office... "I want to become a deputy!""Good, I want to you to catch this man" says the sheriff handling the man a wanted poster. The poster reads : 'Last seen...
One night, a man with no voice and his friend went to a bar. The men at the bar wanted to know what he would like in a woman. He pointed to his head. His...
A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would...
Energetic self-starter: You'll be working on commission.Entry level position: We will pay you the lowest wages allowed by law.Experience required: We do not know the first thing about any of this.Fast learner: You will get...
The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing squad the follow morning. Throughout the day, the prison guards were being very nice to him. But when they asked him...
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