Little Johnny’s teacher asks, “What is the chemical formula for water?”Little Johnny replies, “H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O!!”The teacher, puzzled, asks, “What on Earth are you talking about?”Little Johnny replies, “Yesterday you said it was H to O!”
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