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WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor...
We were asked to dinner by a new friend. When we sat down at the table, we noticed that the dishes were dirty."Were these dishes washed?", I asked the hostess as I rubbed my fingers...
Little Johnny's teacher asks, "What is the chemical formula for water?"Little Johnny replies, "H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O!!"The teacher, puzzled, asks, "What on Earth are you talking about?"Little Johnny replies, "Yesterday you said it was H to O!" Read in...
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Q: What can a goose do, that a duck can''t do and a lawyer should do? A: Stick his bill up his ass. Permalink Lawyer vs. Water Fowl...
Question: What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee? Answer: Tea, please. Question: Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea? Answer: Ceylon tea Question: How would...
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?" The woodcutter...
Three nuns decided to quit so they went to the Mother Superior and said, "We don't want to be nuns anymore, how do we quit?" The mother told them, "Do something unholy and come back...
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.''Simply...
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