- Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.- While he’s in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.- Leave him a note, explaining that you’ve gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind
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