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- Leave a plate filled with cookies and a glass of milk out, with a note that says, "For The Tooth Fairy." Leave another plate out with half a stale cookie and a few drops...
The 3 stages of man:He believes in Santa Claus.He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.He is Santa Claus. Read in full at Three Stages of Man...
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him....
Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $20 bill lying on...
Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest senator and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it?A: The old drunk, of course;...
A few days after Christmas, my six year son and I were talking. He asked, "Mom, is there a Santa Claus?" "Well, what do you think?" I asked him. He replied, "Well, my Playstation that...
St. Nicholas is the main Claus.His wife is a relative Claus.His children are dependent Clauses.Their Dutch uncle is a restrictive Claus.As a group, they're all renoun Clauses.Santa's elves are subordinate Clauses. Read in full at The...
A smart blonde, a stupid blonde and Santa Claus play poker, who wins? The stupid blonde because the other two don't exist. Permalink A smart blonde, a stupid blonde and Santa ......
As you know, it is very important for Santa and his reindeer to be very quiet when they deliver presents on Christmas Eve so no one will know they are there. One Christmas Eve Santa...
A Sunday school teacher asked Little Johnny, "Do you believe in the Devil?""No," said Little Johnny. "It's the same as Santa Claus. I know it's my daddy." Read in full at Little Johnny & the Devil...
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