Funny Weather Puns

Funny Weather Puns 1
The weather bureau is an umbrella organization.

Funny Weather Puns 2
The snowstorm arrived at a fortuitous moment. It was white on time.

Funny Weather Puns 3
If your mind is clouded or in a fog you may have mist some opportunities.

Funny Weather Puns 4
When the fog burns off it won’t be mist.

Funny Weather Puns 5
I’m going to be discussing global warming next week, it’s quite a heated topic.

Funny Weather Puns 6
The brightest day of the week is Sun-day

Funny Weather Sayings

Funny Weather Sayings 1
Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain.

Funny Weather Sayings 2
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
George Carlin

Funny Weather Sayings 3
Weather is a great metaphor for life: sometimes it’s good, sometimes it’s bad, and there’s nothing much you can do about it but carry an umbrella. Terri Guillemets

Funny Weather Sayings 4
The trouble with weather forecasting is that it’s right too often for us to ignore it and wrong too often for us to rely on it.
Patrick Young

Funny Weather Sayings 5
A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.
Carl Reiner

Funny Weather Sayings 6
When snow falls, nature listens.
Antoinette van Kleeff

Weather Puns

Weather Puns

Weather Puns 1
Did you hear of the story about the tornado? There is a twist at the end.

Weather Puns 2
It was so hot the other day that even the mosquitoes were dropping like flies.

Weather Puns 3
He was hit on the head during a hail storm and was knocked out cold.

Weather Puns 4
Lightning storms can be very striking.

Weather Puns 5
News of a coming flood was leaked.

Weather Puns 6
The weather forecast was for freezing rain, and sure enough it was an ice day.

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