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A guy walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a blankety-blank checking account" To which the lady replied, "I beg your pardon, what did you say?" "Listen up...
A frog walks into a bank and asks the teller, "Who do I talk to about getting a loan?" The teller shows him to the office of the loans manager, Ms. Patricia Black. "I would like...
Trying to disprove the saying "You can't take it with you," a stingy old lawyer, diagnosed with a terminal illness, finally figured out how to take at least some of his fortune with him when...
A blind man walked into a bank with his seeing-eye dog that guided him everywhere. He walked into the center of the bank floor, took the dog by the chain, and started swinging him around...
10. You take your paycheck to the bank and the teller bursts out in hysterical laughter.9. The Red Cross calls and offers you emergency assistance.8. Your only charge cards are for the Salvation Army, ARC,...
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Bob had been gambling in the casinos of Las Vegas all weekend and was down on his luck, he'd lost over $30,000! He had gambled away all his money, including his emergency money and had to...
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give him a free beer if he shows him something amazing. The bartender agrees, so the guys pulls out a hamster, who...
Waiter Waiter Joke 1 Waiter, waiter! Bring me a crocodile sandwich, and make it snappy!. Waiter Waiter Joke 2 A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning...
Money Joke 1 A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet. Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised...
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