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"I can't find it," REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless.""That's women's work," REALLY MEANS, "It's dirty, difficult and thankless." Read in full at What it "Really" Means...
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Five year old Becky answered the door when the Census taker came by.She told the Census taker that her daddy was a doctor and wasn't home, because he was performing an appendectomy."My," said the census...
1. Your son has a remarkable ability in gathering needed information from his classmates. (He was caught cheating on a test).2. Karen is an endless fund of energy and viability.(The hyperactive monster can't stay seated...
A teacher was taking her first golf lesson. "Is the word spelled 'put' or 'putt'?" she asked the instructor."'Putt' is correct," replied the instructor. "'Put' means to place a thing where you want it, of...
While shopping for my first CD player, I was able to decipher most of the technicalese on the promotional signs. One designation had me puzzled, though, so I called over a salesperson and asked, "What...
Spanish singer Julio Iglesias was on television with British TV host Anne Diamond when he used the word 'manyana'. Diamond asked him to explain what it meant.He said that the term means "maybe the job...
- We build great products when we feel like it and don't have any reason to call in sick.- If at first you don't succeed, try management.- Teamwork means never having to take all the...
A little girl and a little boy were at daycare. The girl approached the boy and said, "Hey Johnny, wanna play house?"He said, "Sure! What do you want me to do?"The girl replied, "I want...
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for our anniversary. What do you think it means?""You'll know tonight." he said.That evening, the man...
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