Posted on February 11th, 2007 in
Really Funny Jokes
An unemployed man goes to apply for a job with Microsoft as a janitor. The manager there arranges for him to take an aptitude test (Section: Floors, sweeping and cleaning).After the test, the manager says, “You will be employed at minimum wage. Let me have your e-mail address, so that I can
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