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A group of young children were sitting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions."Davey, what sound does a cow make?"Davey replied, "It goes 'moo'.""Alice, what sound...
A researcher arrives in Borneo to gather data for his thesis. Accompanied by his trusty guide, he seeks out a very remote locale for researching the mating behaviour of the giant rat of Sumatra. Around...
Astronomers were excited this week at having isolated a brief sound which occurred immediately before the Big Bang.Apparently, that sound was "Uh oh." Read in full at Oops...
I recently purchased a new PC from one of the major computer manufacturers. I placed my order via the web but asked for them to call me for my credit card information.So, after a couple...
Q: How do you know a kid who's watches too much TV?A: You ask a five-year-old what sound a duck makes, and his answered "AFLAC!" Read in full at Too Much Television...
The relatives of the family's rich dowager gathered for the reading of her willafter her long awaited death."Being of sound mind," read the lawyer, "I spent every last cent before I died." Read in full at...
Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?Because the sound of zippers scares the sheep away. Permalink Why do Scotmen wear kilts?...
The phone rang as I was sitting down to my anticipated evening meal and, as I answered, I was greeted with, "Is this Wilhiam Wagenhoss?"This didn't sound anything like my name, so I asked, "Who...
- Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.- Spotted on the back of a t-shirt worn by LAPD Bomb Squad: "If you see me running,...
A little boy went to the store with his grandmother and on the way home, he was looking at the things she had purchased.He found a package of panty hose and began to sound out...
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